The "A priest, a rabbi, and Louis Farrakhan walk into bar"
A priest, a rabbi, and Louis Farrakhan walk into a bar. “So, whaddya have?” the bartender asks, looking first to the priest. "I’d like a nice glass of Irish whiskey,” says the priest. "Swell. How about you,”—to the rabbi next—“Whaddya have?” The rabbi considers for a moment, then replies, “A good hearty port sounds nice, if you have it.” "Sure. And you?” the bartender turns to Minister Farrakhan. “What can I get for you?” "Well," says Farrakhan, “As a Muslim, I don’t partake of drink. But if you wanted to kick the Jew out, I certainly wouldn’t ask any questions."*

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